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    THE BOOK BAG: MARCH 2020
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    MY FIRST SMEAR TEST
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    INTUITIVE EXERCISE: DOING IT FOR MY HEAD NOT MY BODY AND ~ACTUALLY~ FALLING IN LOVE WITH IT.
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    ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS | A GIFT GUIDE WITH BOOTS*
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    A PART TIME PESKI-VEGAN
EPILATING: THE MOST EFFECTIVE HAIR REMOVAL METHOD?

EPILATING: THE MOST EFFECTIVE HAIR REMOVAL METHOD?

Over the last ten years I, like so many others, have tried everything under the sun to remove the body hair that I was … View Post
SUPER EASY PANCAKE RECIPE

SUPER EASY PANCAKE RECIPE

Hello lovely friends and Happy (almost, depending on when you are reading this) Pancake day! This is one of THE most random national holiday’… View Post
IT’S OKAY TO LET YOUR FITNESS SLIDE

IT’S OKAY TO LET YOUR FITNESS SLIDE

As any regular readers of the blog over the last few weeks will know, I have been on quite the adventure recently with a 10 … View Post
BRANCHING AWAY FROM SKINNY JEANS…

BRANCHING AWAY FROM SKINNY JEANS…

Jeans: http://bit.ly/2l4axsu Vest: http://bit.ly/2mplN3M Shoes: http://bit.ly/2mc1YRp Cardigan (similar): http://bit.ly/2lKd7… View Post
HEALTHIER HANDBAG SNACKS

HEALTHIER HANDBAG SNACKS

I cannot be the only one who does not think that three meals a day is enough. Maybe it’s because I digest food … View Post
A VERY NORMAL GIRL’S DEFENCE OF ‘CLEAN’ EATING

A VERY NORMAL GIRL’S DEFENCE OF ‘CLEAN’ EATING

Clean eating has become a very dirty expression recently. The whole industry has been so targeted over the last year to the point where … View Post
THE DUMB-BELLE CHRONICLES – 10 WEEKS TO FITNESS – WEEK 5

THE DUMB-BELLE CHRONICLES – 10 WEEKS TO FITNESS – WEEK 5

Welcome back to my 10 weeks to fitness challenge! I’m writing after a particularly exhausting session with personal trainer Calum Taylor and my weekly … View Post
PLANNING YOUR HAPPINESS | THE HAPPINESS PLANNER

PLANNING YOUR HAPPINESS | THE HAPPINESS PLANNER

Stationary lovers, brace yourselves because, I’m about to make you so excited that you’re going to want to cry. Introducing the 52 Week … View Post
IF LADY GAGA HAS A BEER BELLY THEN I HAVE A BREWERY. LEAVE THE WOMAN ALONE.

IF LADY GAGA HAS A BEER BELLY THEN I HAVE A BREWERY. LEAVE THE WOMAN ALONE.

So I saw in the news yesterday that body-shamers had got their teeth into Lady Gaga following her Super Bowl performance due to her … View Post
IN DEFENCE OF SPENDING A FORTUNE ON REGULAR MANICURES

IN DEFENCE OF SPENDING A FORTUNE ON REGULAR MANICURES

I’m renowned for having shit nails. They are constantly chipped and short and shit and it drives me mad. I’m not even … View Post
TOTM REVIEW: SANITARY PRODUCTS THAT ARE “GOOD FOR YOUR BODY, GOOD FOR THE PLANET…”

TOTM REVIEW: SANITARY PRODUCTS THAT ARE “GOOD FOR YOUR BODY, GOOD FOR THE PLANET…”

Tampons, sanitary pads and liners. I have been using these for 10 years, once every couple of months I pootle off to the local supermarket … View Post
ONE MONTH AS THE NEW ME, WHERE AM I NOW?

ONE MONTH AS THE NEW ME, WHERE AM I NOW?

January is finally over. It seems to have flown by and dragged on in equal measure. It seems not two minutes ago that I … View Post
ASK THEM TO WALK A MILE IN YOUR SHOES. HEELS WILL BE OUTLAWED BY TEA TIME.

ASK THEM TO WALK A MILE IN YOUR SHOES. HEELS WILL BE OUTLAWED BY TEA TIME.

Last weekend marked, to my mind, the biggest feminist event in my life. Millions of people, both men and women, came together for the … View Post
A ROLE MODEL ABOVE ALL OTHERS. FAREWELL QUEEN MICHELLE.

A ROLE MODEL ABOVE ALL OTHERS. FAREWELL QUEEN MICHELLE.

This week, sadly, marks the end of President Obama’s time in office and I know that I won’t be alone in feeling … View Post
SO WHAT IS THE POINT OF MY BODY? Natasha Bishop

SO WHAT IS THE POINT OF MY BODY? Natasha Bishop

By Natasha Bishop. Founder Of The Pants Project. Sex is a multiplicity. It’s a magic, a connection, a consummation, a love making, a … View Post
THE ONE THING THAT YOU REALLY NEED IF YOU’RE SERIOUS ABOUT GETTING FIT

THE ONE THING THAT YOU REALLY NEED IF YOU’RE SERIOUS ABOUT GETTING FIT

As a lot of you guys will know by now, I am nearly two weeks into my 10-Weeks-To-Fitness challenge, in which I am trying … View Post
MY BOOK IS READY TO PRE-ORDER NOW!

MY BOOK IS READY TO PRE-ORDER NOW!

OH MY GOD!!! I can’t believe I’m saying this but after YEARS of work, my book is finally available to pre-order on … View Post
LET ME BE THE PROOF THAT YOU DON’T NEED A FLAT STOMACH TO BE HAPPY.

LET ME BE THE PROOF THAT YOU DON’T NEED A FLAT STOMACH TO BE HAPPY.

When I was younger, ALL I wanted was a flat stomach. Every night I would go to bed and hope against hope that when … View Post
I WENT BARE-FACED FOR A WEEK AND, WELL, THE WORLD KEPT SPINNING

I WENT BARE-FACED FOR A WEEK AND, WELL, THE WORLD KEPT SPINNING

By Ellie Moore The cynics amongst you (myself usually included) will be thinking: ‘congratulations but it’s not a hardship’. Those who know me … View Post
THE FIRST DAY OF THE NEW ME

THE FIRST DAY OF THE NEW ME

It’s January 3rd. So I’m typically late, but I’m here now and I’ve kickstarted the new year. I uploaded a … View Post