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THE DUMB-BELLE CHRONICLES – 10 WEEKS TO FITNESS – WEEK 5

THE DUMB-BELLE CHRONICLES – 10 WEEKS TO FITNESS – WEEK 5

Welcome back to my 10 weeks to fitness challenge! I’m writing after a particularly exhausting session with personal trainer Calum Taylor and my weekly … View Post
PLANNING YOUR HAPPINESS | THE HAPPINESS PLANNER

PLANNING YOUR HAPPINESS | THE HAPPINESS PLANNER

Stationary lovers, brace yourselves because, I’m about to make you so excited that you’re going to want to cry. Introducing the 52 Week … View Post
IF LADY GAGA HAS A BEER BELLY THEN I HAVE A BREWERY. LEAVE THE WOMAN ALONE.

IF LADY GAGA HAS A BEER BELLY THEN I HAVE A BREWERY. LEAVE THE WOMAN ALONE.

So I saw in the news yesterday that body-shamers had got their teeth into Lady Gaga following her Super Bowl performance due to her … View Post
IN DEFENCE OF SPENDING A FORTUNE ON REGULAR MANICURES

IN DEFENCE OF SPENDING A FORTUNE ON REGULAR MANICURES

I’m renowned for having shit nails. They are constantly chipped and short and shit and it drives me mad. I’m not even … View Post
TOTM REVIEW: SANITARY PRODUCTS THAT ARE “GOOD FOR YOUR BODY, GOOD FOR THE PLANET…”

TOTM REVIEW: SANITARY PRODUCTS THAT ARE “GOOD FOR YOUR BODY, GOOD FOR THE PLANET…”

Tampons, sanitary pads and liners. I have been using these for 10 years, once every couple of months I pootle off to the local supermarket … View Post
ONE MONTH AS THE NEW ME, WHERE AM I NOW?

ONE MONTH AS THE NEW ME, WHERE AM I NOW?

January is finally over. It seems to have flown by and dragged on in equal measure. It seems not two minutes ago that I … View Post
ASK THEM TO WALK A MILE IN YOUR SHOES. HEELS WILL BE OUTLAWED BY TEA TIME.

ASK THEM TO WALK A MILE IN YOUR SHOES. HEELS WILL BE OUTLAWED BY TEA TIME.

Last weekend marked, to my mind, the biggest feminist event in my life. Millions of people, both men and women, came together for the … View Post
A ROLE MODEL ABOVE ALL OTHERS. FAREWELL QUEEN MICHELLE.

A ROLE MODEL ABOVE ALL OTHERS. FAREWELL QUEEN MICHELLE.

This week, sadly, marks the end of President Obama’s time in office and I know that I won’t be alone in feeling … View Post
SO WHAT IS THE POINT OF MY BODY? Natasha Bishop

SO WHAT IS THE POINT OF MY BODY? Natasha Bishop

By Natasha Bishop. Founder Of The Pants Project. Sex is a multiplicity. It’s a magic, a connection, a consummation, a love making, a … View Post
THE ONE THING THAT YOU REALLY NEED IF YOU’RE SERIOUS ABOUT GETTING FIT

THE ONE THING THAT YOU REALLY NEED IF YOU’RE SERIOUS ABOUT GETTING FIT

As a lot of you guys will know by now, I am nearly two weeks into my 10-Weeks-To-Fitness challenge, in which I am trying … View Post
MY BOOK IS READY TO PRE-ORDER NOW!

MY BOOK IS READY TO PRE-ORDER NOW!

OH MY GOD!!! I can’t believe I’m saying this but after YEARS of work, my book is finally available to pre-order on … View Post
LET ME BE THE PROOF THAT YOU DON’T NEED A FLAT STOMACH TO BE HAPPY.

LET ME BE THE PROOF THAT YOU DON’T NEED A FLAT STOMACH TO BE HAPPY.

When I was younger, ALL I wanted was a flat stomach. Every night I would go to bed and hope against hope that when … View Post
I WENT BARE-FACED FOR A WEEK AND, WELL, THE WORLD KEPT SPINNING

I WENT BARE-FACED FOR A WEEK AND, WELL, THE WORLD KEPT SPINNING

By Ellie Moore The cynics amongst you (myself usually included) will be thinking: ‘congratulations but it’s not a hardship’. Those who know me … View Post
THE FIRST DAY OF THE NEW ME

THE FIRST DAY OF THE NEW ME

It’s January 3rd. So I’m typically late, but I’m here now and I’ve kickstarted the new year. I uploaded a … View Post
MERRY CHRISTMAS!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVE ONE AND ALL! It’s here already, Christmas Eve, I CANNOT BELIEVE IT?! Where has the time gone? Where has December … View Post
WHAT IT’S LIKE TO GO TO A NIGHTCLUB THAT YOU REGULAR, TOTALLY FRIGGIN SOBER.

WHAT IT’S LIKE TO GO TO A NIGHTCLUB THAT YOU REGULAR, TOTALLY FRIGGIN SOBER.

It’s been exactly two months since I had a drink (not that I’m counting or anything…. 61 days, 10 hours and 52 minutes) and in … View Post
GETTING BACK ON THE HORSE… LITERALLY

GETTING BACK ON THE HORSE… LITERALLY

The last time I rode a horse was in 2006. It was a disaster and to my twelve year old mind, quite the life-threatening experience. … View Post
THE STOMACH PROBELMS THAT ARE DEPRIVING ME OF ALL THAT I LOVE

THE STOMACH PROBELMS THAT ARE DEPRIVING ME OF ALL THAT I LOVE

For the last few weeks I have talked, briefly, about the fact that I haven’t been very well lately. I haven’t really … View Post
IS A PARTY REALLY WORTH GOING TO IF YOU CAN’T DRINK AT IT?

IS A PARTY REALLY WORTH GOING TO IF YOU CAN’T DRINK AT IT?

Hi, I’m Em and I’m not an alcoholic. When I was younger, maybe from the age of 16-18 (prime binge drinking years) … View Post
WHY NAKED CALENDARS HAVE GOT TO BE A GOOD THING

WHY NAKED CALENDARS HAVE GOT TO BE A GOOD THING

Whether we like it or not, December is fast approaching and with it, all of the things that we have got so used to … View Post