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  • NINE MONTHS WITHOUT DRINKING AND WHAT IT TAUGHT ME ABOUT MY RELATIONSHIP …

    NINE MONTHS WITHOUT DRINKING AND WHAT IT TAUGHT ME ABOUT MY RELATIONSHIP WITH ALCOHOL
  • LET’S TALK ABOUT PUBES.

    LET’S TALK ABOUT PUBES.
  • THE VERY POSITIVE PESSIMIST: IN DEFENCE OF PESSIMISM

    THE VERY POSITIVE PESSIMIST: IN DEFENCE OF PESSIMISM
  • MY BODY. MY CHOICE. WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT CONTRACEPTION

    MY BODY. MY CHOICE. WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT CONTRACEPTION
  • LEARNING TO LIKE DOING THINGS ON MY OWN

    LEARNING TO LIKE DOING THINGS ON MY OWN
  • SOME THOUGHTS ON OUR RIGHT TO TAKE NAKED PHOTOS IN THE WAKE …

    SOME THOUGHTS ON OUR RIGHT TO TAKE NAKED PHOTOS IN THE WAKE OF THE BELLA THORNE & WHOOPI GOLDBERG SCANDAL.
  • INSTAGRAM AND THE FOOD THAT DOESN’T GET EATEN

    INSTAGRAM AND THE FOOD THAT DOESN’T GET EATEN
  • WITHOUT THEM I COULDN’T WALK: THIS IS A SHOUT OUT TO …

    WITHOUT THEM I COULDN’T WALK: THIS IS A SHOUT OUT TO MY LEGS.
SHOULD I BE SHAVING MY THIGHS?

SHOULD I BE SHAVING MY THIGHS?

I think I’ve only shaved my thighs once or twice in my life. I’m lucky enough to have naturally fair hair and … View Post
GLASSES SHOPPING WHEN YOU HAVE AN ENORMOUS HEAD

GLASSES SHOPPING WHEN YOU HAVE AN ENORMOUS HEAD

There are a couple of things that I don’t love about myself. One of them is that I have bad eye sight. Another … View Post
BRAVING UP AND STRIPPING DOWN

BRAVING UP AND STRIPPING DOWN

It often strikes me as odd, the things that we find ourselves doing on holiday. Drinking at lunchtime aside, the idea of stripping off … View Post
KEEPING THE GREEN EYED MONSTER AT BAY

KEEPING THE GREEN EYED MONSTER AT BAY

Why is it that when you tell people that you’re going on holiday, the first response of so many is along the lines … View Post
GETTING YOUR HOUSE READY FOR SPRING

GETTING YOUR HOUSE READY FOR SPRING

Last weekend the clocks went forwards and, this year, more than any year before, I am really excited about it. I’m not freezing … View Post
WHAT I LEARNED FROM WATCHING CHARLIE’S ANGELS AS AN ADULT

WHAT I LEARNED FROM WATCHING CHARLIE’S ANGELS AS AN ADULT

As a child, I worshiped Charlie’s Angels. I watched the film so many times that, when my friend and I opted for an … View Post
WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS AT A BRA FITTING?

WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS AT A BRA FITTING?

Talking to my boyfriend last week I nearly died laughing when he asked me what the circumference of my boobs was. I looked at … View Post
I HAD MY WARDROBE PROFESSIONALLY EDITED AND HERE’S WHAT HAPPENED

I HAD MY WARDROBE PROFESSIONALLY EDITED AND HERE’S WHAT HAPPENED

Yesterday a lady called Cat came to my bedroom and threw away all of my clothes. On Valentine’s Day I went to an … View Post
THE BEAUTY AND THE BEAST BACKLASH SHOWS THAT WE’RE MORE ACCEPTING OF BEASTIALITY THAN WE ARE OF HOMOSEXUALITY

THE BEAUTY AND THE BEAST BACKLASH SHOWS THAT WE’RE MORE ACCEPTING OF BEASTIALITY THAN WE ARE OF HOMOSEXUALITY

It was announced last week that the new Beauty and The Beast film would feature Disney’s first openly gay character and today there … View Post
EPILATING: THE MOST EFFECTIVE HAIR REMOVAL METHOD?

EPILATING: THE MOST EFFECTIVE HAIR REMOVAL METHOD?

Over the last ten years I, like so many others, have tried everything under the sun to remove the body hair that I was … View Post
SUPER EASY PANCAKE RECIPE

SUPER EASY PANCAKE RECIPE

Hello lovely friends and Happy (almost, depending on when you are reading this) Pancake day! This is one of THE most random national holiday’… View Post
IT’S OKAY TO LET YOUR FITNESS SLIDE

IT’S OKAY TO LET YOUR FITNESS SLIDE

As any regular readers of the blog over the last few weeks will know, I have been on quite the adventure recently with a 10 … View Post
BRANCHING AWAY FROM SKINNY JEANS…

BRANCHING AWAY FROM SKINNY JEANS…

Jeans: http://bit.ly/2l4axsu Vest: http://bit.ly/2mplN3M Shoes: http://bit.ly/2mc1YRp Cardigan (similar): http://bit.ly/2lKd7… View Post
HEALTHIER HANDBAG SNACKS

HEALTHIER HANDBAG SNACKS

I cannot be the only one who does not think that three meals a day is enough. Maybe it’s because I digest food … View Post
A VERY NORMAL GIRL’S DEFENCE OF ‘CLEAN’ EATING

A VERY NORMAL GIRL’S DEFENCE OF ‘CLEAN’ EATING

Clean eating has become a very dirty expression recently. The whole industry has been so targeted over the last year to the point where … View Post
THE DUMB-BELLE CHRONICLES – 10 WEEKS TO FITNESS – WEEK 5

THE DUMB-BELLE CHRONICLES – 10 WEEKS TO FITNESS – WEEK 5

Welcome back to my 10 weeks to fitness challenge! I’m writing after a particularly exhausting session with personal trainer Calum Taylor and my weekly … View Post
PLANNING YOUR HAPPINESS | THE HAPPINESS PLANNER

PLANNING YOUR HAPPINESS | THE HAPPINESS PLANNER

Stationary lovers, brace yourselves because, I’m about to make you so excited that you’re going to want to cry. Introducing the 52 Week … View Post
IF LADY GAGA HAS A BEER BELLY THEN I HAVE A BREWERY. LEAVE THE WOMAN ALONE.

IF LADY GAGA HAS A BEER BELLY THEN I HAVE A BREWERY. LEAVE THE WOMAN ALONE.

So I saw in the news yesterday that body-shamers had got their teeth into Lady Gaga following her Super Bowl performance due to her … View Post
IN DEFENCE OF SPENDING A FORTUNE ON REGULAR MANICURES

IN DEFENCE OF SPENDING A FORTUNE ON REGULAR MANICURES

I’m renowned for having shit nails. They are constantly chipped and short and shit and it drives me mad. I’m not even … View Post
TOTM REVIEW: SANITARY PRODUCTS THAT ARE “GOOD FOR YOUR BODY, GOOD FOR THE PLANET…”

TOTM REVIEW: SANITARY PRODUCTS THAT ARE “GOOD FOR YOUR BODY, GOOD FOR THE PLANET…”

Tampons, sanitary pads and liners. I have been using these for 10 years, once every couple of months I pootle off to the local supermarket … View Post