Emily Clarkson

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LET’S TALK ABOUT PUBES.

LET’S TALK ABOUT PUBES.

Yes hello, we’re talking about pubes. The bush, the lady garden, the bearded clam. The little talked about taboo growing between the legs … View Post
THE VERY POSITIVE PESSIMIST: IN DEFENCE OF PESSIMISM

THE VERY POSITIVE PESSIMIST: IN DEFENCE OF PESSIMISM

Try as I might to live optimistically, to shit glitter and bask below rainbows, I have recently come to accept that it is pessimism … View Post
MY BODY. MY CHOICE. WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT CONTRACEPTION

MY BODY. MY CHOICE. WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT CONTRACEPTION

Alright it’s time to talk about contraception. An area that I am both grossly unqualified in and desperately passionate about. My favourite pre-rant … View Post
LEARNING TO LIKE DOING THINGS ON MY OWN

LEARNING TO LIKE DOING THINGS ON MY OWN

Sitting with my eyes closed and my hands placed gently on my lap in a room full of basic strangers on Saturday, whilst a … View Post
SOME THOUGHTS ON OUR RIGHT TO TAKE NAKED PHOTOS IN THE WAKE OF THE BELLA THORNE & WHOOPI GOLDBERG SCANDAL.

SOME THOUGHTS ON OUR RIGHT TO TAKE NAKED PHOTOS IN THE WAKE OF THE BELLA THORNE & WHOOPI GOLDBERG SCANDAL.

Earlier this week Bella Thorne released her own naked photos. She did this after someone hacked her phone and then threatened to post them. … View Post
INSTAGRAM AND THE FOOD THAT DOESN’T GET EATEN

INSTAGRAM AND THE FOOD THAT DOESN’T GET EATEN

Instagram, as far as I can tell, is made up of two main components: pretty food and prettier people. Like it or loathe it, … View Post
WITHOUT THEM I COULDN’T WALK: THIS IS A SHOUT OUT TO MY LEGS.

WITHOUT THEM I COULDN’T WALK: THIS IS A SHOUT OUT TO MY LEGS.

Without them I couldn’t walk: a shout out to my legs. I don’t like the way my knees look, I have such … View Post
JUNE FAVOURITES: THINGS I’M LOVING THIS SUMMER

JUNE FAVOURITES: THINGS I’M LOVING THIS SUMMER

Nobody:::: Blogger: OMG you guys so many of you have been asking me about my skincare recently so I thought I’d just list … View Post
LOVE ISLAND HOW MY LOVE FOR IT IS GETTING HARDER TO DEFEND.

LOVE ISLAND HOW MY LOVE FOR IT IS GETTING HARDER TO DEFEND.

Tonight, Love Island returns to ITV2 and just like that, pubs all over the country prepare for eight weeks of early bird specials as … View Post
I RAN A MARATHON!!!

I RAN A MARATHON!!!

I fucking did it. I ran a bloody marathon. Two days ago I sat on a train on the way up to Edinburgh and … View Post
MARATHON TRAINING PART FOUR: WHEN I COULDN’T RUN A MILE

MARATHON TRAINING PART FOUR: WHEN I COULDN’T RUN A MILE

“When I started, I honestly couldn’t run a mile without stopping…” God that’s a tired cliché, isn’t it?  People say this … View Post
ON BECOMING MORE CONFIDENT

ON BECOMING MORE CONFIDENT

To be “confident”, by definition, is to have “a feeling of self-assurance arising from an appreciation of one’s own abilities or qualities.” I … View Post
SOME THOUGHTS ON JAMES CHARLES AND “CANCEL CULTURE”

SOME THOUGHTS ON JAMES CHARLES AND “CANCEL CULTURE”

By virtue of the fact that I know as much about the American Beauty Guru YouTube scene as I do about tiddlywinks fixtures this … View Post
72 THINGS YOU MIGHT NEED TO HEAR RIGHT NOW…

72 THINGS YOU MIGHT NEED TO HEAR RIGHT NOW…

Just in case you need them, and in light of my blog post earlier this week about feeling inexplicably “flat” with no obvious idea … View Post
ON FEELING FLAT

ON FEELING FLAT

I blame it on the moon, on my hormones or my period. On how much I am sleeping, on how much coffee I have … View Post
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN PEOPLE START JUDGING BLOGGERS TOO HARSHLY?

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN PEOPLE START JUDGING BLOGGERS TOO HARSHLY?

Beyond the ASA, the governing body in charge or regulating the “business” side of blogging, there currently exists no official check on the morality … View Post
MARATHON TRAINING PART THREE: IT’S ALL GONE TO SHIT.

MARATHON TRAINING PART THREE: IT’S ALL GONE TO SHIT.

How this didn’t happen sooner I don’t know, but here we are, there are just over three weeks to go until Edinburgh … View Post
THE AFTER THE HOLIDAY ANXIETY…

THE AFTER THE HOLIDAY ANXIETY…

After two weeks of shamelessly #livingmybestlife on holiday (but mostly on Instagram, let’s be honest), I am home. And I am riddled with … View Post
MY BIKINI BODY

MY BIKINI BODY

My bikini body is warm. Beneath the sun’s glow it is golden, bright, already beginning to show the first signs of burn, the … View Post
STAYING POSITIVE WHEN YOU HAVE IBS*

STAYING POSITIVE WHEN YOU HAVE IBS*

Staying positive as an IBS sufferer is not always easy.  There can be a lot of obstacles, between the delays in diagnosis, the confusion … View Post