Emily Clarkson
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At the beginning of July I drank myself drunk for the first time in nine months. By anyone’s standards (aside from those of … View Post
Yes hello, we’re talking about pubes. The bush, the lady garden, the bearded clam. The little talked about taboo growing between the legs … View Post
Try as I might to live optimistically, to shit glitter and bask below rainbows, I have recently come to accept that it is pessimism … View Post
Alright it’s time to talk about contraception. An area that I am both grossly unqualified in and desperately passionate about. My favourite pre-rant … View Post
Sitting with my eyes closed and my hands placed gently on my lap in a room full of basic strangers on Saturday, whilst a … View Post
Earlier this week Bella Thorne released her own naked photos. She did this after someone hacked her phone and then threatened to post them. … View Post
Instagram, as far as I can tell, is made up of two main components: pretty food and prettier people. Like it or loathe it, … View Post
Without them I couldn’t walk: a shout out to my legs. I don’t like the way my knees look, I have such … View Post
Nobody:::: Blogger: OMG you guys so many of you have been asking me about my skincare recently so I thought I’d just list … View Post
Tonight, Love Island returns to ITV2 and just like that, pubs all over the country prepare for eight weeks of early bird specials as … View Post
I fucking did it. I ran a bloody marathon. Two days ago I sat on a train on the way up to Edinburgh and … View Post
“When I started, I honestly couldn’t run a mile without stopping…” God that’s a tired cliché, isn’t it? People say this … View Post
To be “confident”, by definition, is to have “a feeling of self-assurance arising from an appreciation of one’s own abilities or qualities.” I … View Post
By virtue of the fact that I know as much about the American Beauty Guru YouTube scene as I do about tiddlywinks fixtures this … View Post
Just in case you need them, and in light of my blog post earlier this week about feeling inexplicably “flat” with no obvious idea … View Post
I blame it on the moon, on my hormones or my period. On how much I am sleeping, on how much coffee I have … View Post
Beyond the ASA, the governing body in charge or regulating the “business” side of blogging, there currently exists no official check on the morality … View Post
How this didn’t happen sooner I don’t know, but here we are, there are just over three weeks to go until Edinburgh … View Post
After two weeks of shamelessly #livingmybestlife on holiday (but mostly on Instagram, let’s be honest), I am home. And I am riddled with … View Post
My bikini body is warm. Beneath the sun’s glow it is golden, bright, already beginning to show the first signs of burn, the … View Post
