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  • THE INTERNET

    THE INTERNET
  • MY FIRST SMEAR TEST

    MY FIRST SMEAR TEST
  • INTUITIVE EXERCISE: DOING IT FOR MY HEAD NOT MY BODY AND ~ACTUALLY~ …

    INTUITIVE EXERCISE: DOING IT FOR MY HEAD NOT MY BODY AND ~ACTUALLY~ FALLING IN LOVE WITH IT.
  • REVERSE SEXISM…

    REVERSE SEXISM…
  • ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS | A GIFT GUIDE WITH BOOTS*

    ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS | A GIFT GUIDE WITH BOOTS*
  • SLUTTY

    SLUTTY
  • A PART TIME PESKI-VEGAN

    A PART TIME PESKI-VEGAN
  • DIET PILLS

    DIET PILLS
THE INTERNET

THE INTERNET

The internet. “if you don’t like it, get off the internet” They can’t say that anymore.  Before a new civilisation is … View Post
MY FIRST SMEAR TEST

MY FIRST SMEAR TEST

Today, I came of age. Where women of yesteryear descended a flight of stairs at their debutant ball, the modern day gal knows she’… View Post
INTUITIVE EXERCISE: DOING IT FOR MY HEAD NOT MY BODY AND ~ACTUALLY~ FALLING IN LOVE WITH IT.

INTUITIVE EXERCISE: DOING IT FOR MY HEAD NOT MY BODY AND ~ACTUALLY~ FALLING IN LOVE WITH IT.

Up until recently if you’d asked me what “intuitive exercise” was I’d have said that it was running away from a bear. … View Post
REVERSE SEXISM…

REVERSE SEXISM…

I very often hear men use the argument “well can you imagine if this was the other way around” when they are debating issues … View Post
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS | A GIFT GUIDE WITH BOOTS*

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS | A GIFT GUIDE WITH BOOTS*

It’s Christmas!!!! Well, it’s not. But it IS my sister’s birthday today which means (in my family at least), it’s … View Post
SLUTTY

SLUTTY

There are lots of things I do to avoid being thought of as slutty. Despite my ever growing feminism and evolving self confidence (and … View Post
A PART TIME PESKI-VEGAN

A PART TIME PESKI-VEGAN

At the beginning of this year, I wrote about how I couldn’t be a vegan. I said it was too hard, that, whilst … View Post
DIET PILLS

DIET PILLS

It was recently announced that Instagram were going to ban the advertising of miracle diet pills on the platform, so I’ve written a … View Post
AN IBS ASK-ME-ANYTHING!

AN IBS ASK-ME-ANYTHING!

Hellooo and welcome to my IBS ASK-ME-ANYTHING. Hope you’re well, let’s talk about shit, shall we? I am internet famous now for … View Post
ECO ANXIETY

ECO ANXIETY

Is the future of the planet making you depressed? Congratulations, you have Eco-Anxiety. The Amazon is on fire. The Amazon is on fire and … View Post
NINE MONTHS WITHOUT DRINKING AND WHAT IT TAUGHT ME ABOUT MY RELATIONSHIP WITH ALCOHOL

NINE MONTHS WITHOUT DRINKING AND WHAT IT TAUGHT ME ABOUT MY RELATIONSHIP WITH ALCOHOL

At the beginning of July I drank myself drunk for the first time in nine months. By anyone’s standards (aside from those of … View Post
LET’S TALK ABOUT PUBES.

LET’S TALK ABOUT PUBES.

Yes hello, we’re talking about pubes. The bush, the lady garden, the bearded clam. The little talked about taboo growing between the legs … View Post
THE VERY POSITIVE PESSIMIST: IN DEFENCE OF PESSIMISM

THE VERY POSITIVE PESSIMIST: IN DEFENCE OF PESSIMISM

Try as I might to live optimistically, to shit glitter and bask below rainbows, I have recently come to accept that it is pessimism … View Post
MY BODY. MY CHOICE. WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT CONTRACEPTION

MY BODY. MY CHOICE. WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT CONTRACEPTION

Alright it’s time to talk about contraception. An area that I am both grossly unqualified in and desperately passionate about. My favourite pre-rant … View Post
LEARNING TO LIKE DOING THINGS ON MY OWN

LEARNING TO LIKE DOING THINGS ON MY OWN

Sitting with my eyes closed and my hands placed gently on my lap in a room full of basic strangers on Saturday, whilst a … View Post
SOME THOUGHTS ON OUR RIGHT TO TAKE NAKED PHOTOS IN THE WAKE OF THE BELLA THORNE & WHOOPI GOLDBERG SCANDAL.

SOME THOUGHTS ON OUR RIGHT TO TAKE NAKED PHOTOS IN THE WAKE OF THE BELLA THORNE & WHOOPI GOLDBERG SCANDAL.

Earlier this week Bella Thorne released her own naked photos. She did this after someone hacked her phone and then threatened to post them. … View Post
INSTAGRAM AND THE FOOD THAT DOESN’T GET EATEN

INSTAGRAM AND THE FOOD THAT DOESN’T GET EATEN

Instagram, as far as I can tell, is made up of two main components: pretty food and prettier people. Like it or loathe it, … View Post
WITHOUT THEM I COULDN’T WALK: THIS IS A SHOUT OUT TO MY LEGS.

WITHOUT THEM I COULDN’T WALK: THIS IS A SHOUT OUT TO MY LEGS.

Without them I couldn’t walk: a shout out to my legs. I don’t like the way my knees look, I have such … View Post
JUNE FAVOURITES: THINGS I’M LOVING THIS SUMMER

JUNE FAVOURITES: THINGS I’M LOVING THIS SUMMER

Nobody:::: Blogger: OMG you guys so many of you have been asking me about my skincare recently so I thought I’d just list … View Post
LOVE ISLAND HOW MY LOVE FOR IT IS GETTING HARDER TO DEFEND.

LOVE ISLAND HOW MY LOVE FOR IT IS GETTING HARDER TO DEFEND.

Tonight, Love Island returns to ITV2 and just like that, pubs all over the country prepare for eight weeks of early bird specials as … View Post