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  • ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS | A GIFT GUIDE WITH BOOTS*

    ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS | A GIFT GUIDE WITH BOOTS*
  • SLUTTY

    SLUTTY
  • A PART TIME PESKI-VEGAN

    A PART TIME PESKI-VEGAN
  • DIET PILLS

    DIET PILLS
  • AN IBS ASK-ME-ANYTHING!

    AN IBS ASK-ME-ANYTHING!
  • ECO ANXIETY

    ECO ANXIETY
  • NINE MONTHS WITHOUT DRINKING AND WHAT IT TAUGHT ME ABOUT MY RELATIONSHIP …

    NINE MONTHS WITHOUT DRINKING AND WHAT IT TAUGHT ME ABOUT MY RELATIONSHIP WITH ALCOHOL
  • LET’S TALK ABOUT PUBES.

    LET’S TALK ABOUT PUBES.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS | A GIFT GUIDE WITH BOOTS*

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS | A GIFT GUIDE WITH BOOTS*

It’s Christmas!!!! Well, it’s not. But it IS my sister’s birthday today which means (in my family at least), it’s … View Post
SLUTTY

SLUTTY

There are lots of things I do to avoid being thought of as slutty. Despite my ever growing feminism and evolving self confidence (and … View Post
A PART TIME PESKI-VEGAN

A PART TIME PESKI-VEGAN

At the beginning of this year, I wrote about how I couldn’t be a vegan. I said it was too hard, that, whilst … View Post
DIET PILLS

DIET PILLS

It was recently announced that Instagram were going to ban the advertising of miracle diet pills on the platform, so I’ve written a … View Post
AN IBS ASK-ME-ANYTHING!

AN IBS ASK-ME-ANYTHING!

Hellooo and welcome to my IBS ASK-ME-ANYTHING. Hope you’re well, let’s talk about shit, shall we? I am internet famous now for … View Post
ECO ANXIETY

ECO ANXIETY

Is the future of the planet making you depressed? Congratulations, you have Eco-Anxiety. The Amazon is on fire. The Amazon is on fire and … View Post
NINE MONTHS WITHOUT DRINKING AND WHAT IT TAUGHT ME ABOUT MY RELATIONSHIP WITH ALCOHOL

NINE MONTHS WITHOUT DRINKING AND WHAT IT TAUGHT ME ABOUT MY RELATIONSHIP WITH ALCOHOL

At the beginning of July I drank myself drunk for the first time in nine months. By anyone’s standards (aside from those of … View Post
LET’S TALK ABOUT PUBES.

LET’S TALK ABOUT PUBES.

Yes hello, we’re talking about pubes. The bush, the lady garden, the bearded clam. The little talked about taboo growing between the legs … View Post
THE VERY POSITIVE PESSIMIST: IN DEFENCE OF PESSIMISM

THE VERY POSITIVE PESSIMIST: IN DEFENCE OF PESSIMISM

Try as I might to live optimistically, to shit glitter and bask below rainbows, I have recently come to accept that it is pessimism … View Post
MY BODY. MY CHOICE. WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT CONTRACEPTION

MY BODY. MY CHOICE. WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT CONTRACEPTION

Alright it’s time to talk about contraception. An area that I am both grossly unqualified in and desperately passionate about. My favourite pre-rant … View Post
LEARNING TO LIKE DOING THINGS ON MY OWN

LEARNING TO LIKE DOING THINGS ON MY OWN

Sitting with my eyes closed and my hands placed gently on my lap in a room full of basic strangers on Saturday, whilst a … View Post
SOME THOUGHTS ON OUR RIGHT TO TAKE NAKED PHOTOS IN THE WAKE OF THE BELLA THORNE & WHOOPI GOLDBERG SCANDAL.

SOME THOUGHTS ON OUR RIGHT TO TAKE NAKED PHOTOS IN THE WAKE OF THE BELLA THORNE & WHOOPI GOLDBERG SCANDAL.

Earlier this week Bella Thorne released her own naked photos. She did this after someone hacked her phone and then threatened to post them. … View Post
INSTAGRAM AND THE FOOD THAT DOESN’T GET EATEN

INSTAGRAM AND THE FOOD THAT DOESN’T GET EATEN

Instagram, as far as I can tell, is made up of two main components: pretty food and prettier people. Like it or loathe it, … View Post
WITHOUT THEM I COULDN’T WALK: THIS IS A SHOUT OUT TO MY LEGS.

WITHOUT THEM I COULDN’T WALK: THIS IS A SHOUT OUT TO MY LEGS.

Without them I couldn’t walk: a shout out to my legs. I don’t like the way my knees look, I have such … View Post
JUNE FAVOURITES: THINGS I’M LOVING THIS SUMMER

JUNE FAVOURITES: THINGS I’M LOVING THIS SUMMER

Nobody:::: Blogger: OMG you guys so many of you have been asking me about my skincare recently so I thought I’d just list … View Post
LOVE ISLAND HOW MY LOVE FOR IT IS GETTING HARDER TO DEFEND.

LOVE ISLAND HOW MY LOVE FOR IT IS GETTING HARDER TO DEFEND.

Tonight, Love Island returns to ITV2 and just like that, pubs all over the country prepare for eight weeks of early bird specials as … View Post
I RAN A MARATHON!!!

I RAN A MARATHON!!!

I fucking did it. I ran a bloody marathon. Two days ago I sat on a train on the way up to Edinburgh and … View Post
MARATHON TRAINING PART FOUR: WHEN I COULDN’T RUN A MILE

MARATHON TRAINING PART FOUR: WHEN I COULDN’T RUN A MILE

“When I started, I honestly couldn’t run a mile without stopping…” God that’s a tired cliché, isn’t it?  People say this … View Post
ON BECOMING MORE CONFIDENT

ON BECOMING MORE CONFIDENT

To be “confident”, by definition, is to have “a feeling of self-assurance arising from an appreciation of one’s own abilities or qualities.” I … View Post
SOME THOUGHTS ON JAMES CHARLES AND “CANCEL CULTURE”

SOME THOUGHTS ON JAMES CHARLES AND “CANCEL CULTURE”

By virtue of the fact that I know as much about the American Beauty Guru YouTube scene as I do about tiddlywinks fixtures this … View Post